Yesterday I said that I took off my CPAP mask and fell asleep before I put it back on. I also said I need to stop doing that. Last night I did it again… twice. Urgh.
Apparently I also, while sound asleep, whacked my beloved wife Jennifer in the head. What a jerk I am. Last week it was the frisbee incident, and this week it was sleep decking. I’m sorry sweetie. I didn’t mean it. I was asleep. Also, I am a jerk.