I’m siting at my desk in our new office (formerly my step son’s bedroom). The whole house is asleep, except for me. There is an owl outside somewhere, not very close, who is hooting up a storm. It’s pretty cool. I’d like to see an owl out in the yard some day (night). I’ve heard them a few times but I’ve never seen them.
Why am I still up when the rest of the house is asleep?
Because I just finished making a huge piece of IKEA furniture my bitch, that’s why.
Take that, IKEA.
Inside the Red Head's Head 