I tried getting up early so that I could go through my morning routine before the kids got up, then one of them got up early and threw off the whole plan. None of that is what concerns me today.
What concerns me is the song that’s been stuck in my head all morning. It’s the song the meerkats sing at the beginning of the movie The Lion King part 1 1/2. I’ve had about two lines worth of it looping through my skull since I woke up. What the hell is wrong with me? What is going on? The Lion King 1 1/2? Me?
Clearly it’s time to take up heavy drinking.
On an unrelated note, I now have less than 29 hours to go until I see Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi. That’s 29 hours that I need to remain spoiler free. Can I do it? Step one: Stay off social media!
It’s going to be a really long day.