Tell me if this is a common thing, or a sign that I have mental problems…
We can all agree that the greatest candy the Earth has ever known is Cadbury Mini-Eggs, right? That’s indisputable. When I eat a bag of Mini-Eggs I like to open the bag, pour the contents into a bowl, and then eat them…
…one color at a time.
That’s not unusual, is it? Everyone does that, right? I’m not mentally defective, am I?
Yeah, I probably am mentally defective.