Former First Lady of the United States, US Senator from the state of New York, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has officially announced that she is running for President.
There is really only one question left to ask.
Never in the short history of this great nation has the spouse of the President been a man. Hence, we do not have a male equivalent of the title First Lady. When Hillary becomes our nation’s second President Clinton we are going to need to come up with a new, official title for the first President Clinton, Hillary’s husband and former President Bill Clinton.
I’m going to throw my suggestion out there for everyone to see. I think the husband of our first female President should be officially referred to as The First Dude. Only “dude” should be pronounced surfer style so that it sounds more like The First Dooooooode.
I also think he should probably be kept out of the White House intern office. Just a thought.
Congratulations and best of luck to the next President of the United States, Hillary Clinton. May you mop the floor with all competition.
Originally published at robj2112.wordpress.com on April 12, 2015.
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