I know I am getting mentally slower in my old age, but I’m not that slow.
When lunch costs $3.85 and you pay with a five dollar bill you are entitled to a one dollar bill, a nickel, and a dime in return.
Hey cafe check out guy, where’s my nickel and dime!
Lunch time change stiff averted, thank you very much. (he said whilst rubbing two coins together)
Inside the Red Head's Head 