Odd things

First:
I was 16 when I got my divers liscense.  That was February of 1988.  From that day up until the start of 2008 I had to change tires on my cars three times.  Once in my driveway, once on route 125 near Ballardvale Street in Wilmington, and once on High Street in Billerica.

So far during the calendar year of 2008 I have had to change… (wait for it!)… Three tires.  Once in front of Jen’s place in Salem, and twice in the garage at work.  “What the fuck?” says I.  I am sick of having to change my friggin’ tires!  Although the upside is I am getting really good at it.  Wednesday it took me less than 10 minutes.  I’m like a tire changing machine now.  And my donut spare has saved my bacon once more.

Second:
My desk at work is on the third floor by a window.  There is a little balcony/ledge thing on the other side of the window that comes between me and a three story drop.  The other day I looked out of this third story window onto said balcony/ledge thing and saw this turkey:

You thought I was kidding when I said turkey, didn’t you.