The Shot-Gun Bachelor Party

The Official Terrible Joke of the Party will be:

I hoid of a Shot-Gun weddin before, but I ain’t neveh hoid of no
Shot-Gun Bachelah pahty!

I figured I’d throw in the New England phonetics just to paint as clear a picture of the bad joke as possible.

The downside of this occasion is the money I was saving for today was put into fixing my car… so I’m broke.

The solution to this connundrum?  I rolled all of my nickles, dimes, and quarters… the grande total?  $240